Before judging others maybe you should take a look at yourself first. All of that implying and passing judgements is gonna make you look like a big ignorant fool. You must look in the mirror before you stare out of the window. :)
12/29/13
MIRROR
Before judging others maybe you should take a look at yourself first. All of that implying and passing judgements is gonna make you look like a big ignorant fool. You must look in the mirror before you stare out of the window. :)
12/25/13
Random Thoughts
This entry is about a friend's friend status at facebook that made me over think. AGAIN!
She said "I just turned 27 last month but my mental age is 22!" (@fergalia - twitter)
I had a thought of my mental age versus my real age. OK. I still look young according to my colleagues. That there's more to life for me. Blahs and unicorns. OK. I am blessed. Teeeehee.
Here it goes. I turned 25 last July but my mental age is 20
She said "I just turned 27 last month but my mental age is 22!" (@fergalia - twitter)
I had a thought of my mental age versus my real age. OK. I still look young according to my colleagues. That there's more to life for me. Blahs and unicorns. OK. I am blessed. Teeeehee.
Here it goes. I turned 25 last July but my mental age is 20
What do you think? What you think of me? Thinking of you?
What Kind of Drunk are you?
According to wikipedia - A drink, or beverage, is a kind of liquid which is specifically prepared for human consumption. There are many types for drinks.
They can be divided into various groups such as plain water, alcohol,
non-alcoholic drinks, soft drinks (carbonated drinks), fruit or
vegetable juices and hot drinks, such as hot chocolate. In addition to
fulfilling a basic need, drinks form part of the culture of human society.
Drinking is art.
I am the stay-the-sane-do-not-puke-mind-over-matter drunk person. A friend named me "drug lord" for not being able to make me pass out. I am a firm believer of "pag may alak may BALAK".
Social drinking is a choice, I think a well mannered person enjoys social drinking, it creates friendly atmosphere. As a marketing person, social drinking gives me unlimited connections. The world is indeed small. Who knows you might be rubbing shoulders with the daughter of the president of uhm say Iceland. :))
A drink with family members and friends enhance trust and relationships. On the other hand if you let alcohol consume you, this is where trouble starts. There is no excuse for a bad drinker.
Cheers Everyone! Merry Christmas! Stay the sane!
Ps. Do not drink and DRIVE..
-Berts
Drinking is art.
I am the stay-the-sane-do-not-puke-mind-over-matter drunk person. A friend named me "drug lord" for not being able to make me pass out. I am a firm believer of "pag may alak may BALAK".
Social drinking is a choice, I think a well mannered person enjoys social drinking, it creates friendly atmosphere. As a marketing person, social drinking gives me unlimited connections. The world is indeed small. Who knows you might be rubbing shoulders with the daughter of the president of uhm say Iceland. :))
A drink with family members and friends enhance trust and relationships. On the other hand if you let alcohol consume you, this is where trouble starts. There is no excuse for a bad drinker.
Cheers Everyone! Merry Christmas! Stay the sane!
Ps. Do not drink and DRIVE..
-Berts
12/24/13
Believe in Unicorns
Happiness is believing in unicorns. I am a unicorn. You will be happy with me. It is a statement. (Bursts into laughter). Walang basagan.
Happy people are happy cause they make themselves
happy, they chose to be happy. Happiness is a choice.
I am happy. I would like to share why I chose to be happy, how maintain a positive outlook.
Being human, means being imperfect. I try not to hold any
grudges; understanding that fact that it is better to forgive and
forget. If you can't do both, at least choose one. Whenever I feel violated, down or offended I immediately recite the serenity prayer at the back of my mind.
"Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and wisdom to know the difference" repeat three times and say HOOOOO! I pray instead of obsessing over how unfair life is. Focus on what you can control and change it for the better.
Kindness. It is scientifically proven that being kind makes you happier. Every time you perform a selfless act, your brain produces serotonin, a hormone that eases tension and lifts your spirits. Not only that, but treating people with love, dignity, and respect also allows you to build stronger relationships. Don't forget to say " I LOVE YOU " to those people you really care about or assist an elderly lady crossing the street. :)
"Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and wisdom to know the difference" repeat three times and say HOOOOO! I pray instead of obsessing over how unfair life is. Focus on what you can control and change it for the better.
Kindness. It is scientifically proven that being kind makes you happier. Every time you perform a selfless act, your brain produces serotonin, a hormone that eases tension and lifts your spirits. Not only that, but treating people with love, dignity, and respect also allows you to build stronger relationships. Don't forget to say " I LOVE YOU " to those people you really care about or assist an elderly lady crossing the street. :)
Relax. "problema na yan, pproblemahin mo pa" - a colleague told me in a stressful situation. Problems should be never in a person's vocabulary. Try to relax and don't take everything as a whip, take the problem and strive. Life is too short to get over and done with such trivial matters.
Be Grateful. This is one thing I learned from my ultimate crush Karla Escoto (RIP) - there's this saying “The happiest people don’t have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.” it is better to count your blessings instead of yearning of what you don't have. Look at the bright side and be contented na lang. :) :) :) :)
Dream big. By being this way you will have a much focused and positive state. It is essential to write your plans to be on track.
Manners. Do not forget your manners. Speak well of others, yes he/she might have said something wrong about you, just leave it to god rather than getting even with that person. As fun as gossiping is, it usually gives us the feeling of resentfulness and guilt.
Excuses. Try not to make excuses. Again nobody is perfect. Never blame others for your own failures. If a mistake or an error occurred under your supervision. Acknowledge that failure and take full responsibility. Never runaway! Face your fears!
Friends. Choose friends wisely. Surround yourself with optimistic people. The more positive energy you have around the better you will feel. Do not forget to praise your friends and listen to them. Talk less, listen more.
Honesty. Never lie. It improves our mental health and builds others' trust in you.
I hope I was able to share and spread love to everyone. Stay positive. Live. Season's Greetings everyone!
Merry Christmas and Good Job! Nobody puts down a good one!
-Berts
Ps. Ingat sa paputok (My Collegue said awhile ago) LOL
12/17/13
Half asleep.
I laze around in the living room watching "prime time teleseryes". I anticipate the sound of her house keys. The noise of our chimes. She's home. This is we're we belong, our sanity, our kingdom, our sanctum.
"Hey, let me help you? How was your day love?"
I think I saw a frown on her face. She kissed me. She gave me her best smile from that tiring day. She held my hand. Then she shares her blessings, I listen. I continue to surround her with love and support.
Happiness. She is my happiness. It doesn't come from money, fame and fortune. I think happiness comes from within. To me even the richest person in this world could be miserable. On the other hand I am constantly fantasizing my future with her. I can't wait to be with her.
She softly said “Jul, up na”. I imagined her hand touched my neck giving me a soft tap from behind. I want to pull her and wrap my arms around her. Then there I was completely hugging my pillow so tight, I really wish it was her.
12/14/13
So You Are Gay?
Yes I am, no more hiding. No point in denying. For the nth time. People, I have not been hurt by a guy. I am not confused. This isn't a phase. I do hate men, a bit. I simply just wanna to spend my life with the girl I love until the day I die.. :)
This is my story. Not yours.
The key to a happy "gay" (redundant haha) life is not to care about what other people say, I have learned the art of not giving a f*** after coming out. It is true that I am not committing a crime, being gay is not a crime, to me it is not a sin. Haters, please stop using God to justify your prejudice. Isn't it that religion is about loving one another? Love is the reason why we are here in this world. Stop looking for an excuse to hate.
It makes me laugh how some dudes are still trying to get the gay out of me. Seriously, I tried dating men, I tried praying the gay away. But there's no use. My ideal man, is a WOMAN (*firewomyn's quote) :))
To all my friends, who are still in the closet. It is not a place to live in. Stop traveling in NARNIA!
Thermal Shutdown.
I over think about everything and almost anything. I always anticipate things before experiencing a certain situation. Over thinking, makes me create problems that weren't even there in the first place. I expect the worst. I always try to predict and foresee a solution before dragging myself into the challenge.
I should stop thinking. My head is throbbing. Heart is pounding fast. This coffee is not even helping me.
My head has this automatic SWOT analysis engine before doing an act / deed. It's not coward-ish, I find it as a smart move. I like smart moves. Smarter is better than trying harder. I make sure I am reloaded with facts. I hate the feeling of being dumbfounded at the sight of the one I am talking to, I must answer back. As I stare at peoples eyes, I think of the words that she might say.
OK. I should stop thinking.
11/28/13
KABAYAN WEEKLY NEWSPAPER - Volume 3, Issue 30
Thank you lord for all of the blessings that I have been receiving these past few days, months. <3 p="">
11/26/13
EX Files 2.0
Every girl/boy has a
very specific type of break up. Some are lucky enough to have a
decent break up that leaves us “FRIENDS” with our exes. Some
exes have turned out to be the biggest mistake of our life. There are
some that we still love and hate.
Anyway, I have nothing bad to
say about my exes, I did curse them during the first quarter of my
moving on stage, but then you have to forgive them so that you can
love someone again without any doubts.
I AM HAPPY FOR YOU
– this is if you are still friends with your ex. Bullshit. Yeah. You guys still hang out, did not have a bad break up and decided
that being friends would be the best. Sometimes, you two still get jealous about other hook ups, but at
the end of the day you are happy for him / her (Ya right). People would often wonder how can you still be friends with your
ex at the same time they are envious you have the maturity to do so.
Weird Attachments – Bad
break up but sex is really good.You guys still see each
other, frequently, you guys are prevalent with each other's lives.
Booty call is essential, always.
Badass Ex – They
messed up and this clearly denotes that
you guys had a horrible break up. This is the ex who have cheated on
you, was an asshole during the whole duration of your relationship
and it lead to a horrible break up for the both of you guys. You have
nothing nice to say to this ex.
Not only did your ex
cheat on you, but also he/she immediately jumped into a relationship
with another after having the audacity to break up with you.
Sometimes it hurts more when your ex moves on first.
He/she has someone new now, and you see photos of them in love and
truly happy, but you get that late night text and start to question
why he/she is blowing up your phone - either
way, he's/she's suppose to be happy, right? Stray away! Shooo!
Change of heart – The
ex bf that now has a boy friend or the ex gf that has a new girl
friend
RIP all your dreams of
reconnecting with him / her.
You guys strangely got along incredibly well. You never realized this
while dating , whyd she/ he turned gay?
The best Ex you ever had - You break up with this person because you want to experience
single life. Or because you want to see if having him/her out of your
life is a valid solution. Two weeks later you realize you made a mistake. It might even take
you a year to realize that you regret the breakup, once you see that
you aren’t good at being single and that you miss him/her so much
you can't have him/her back.
He/she will email, text, and call you 24/7. You should think of getting a new number, or email Id.
Seriously.
MOVE ON!
11/24/13
EX Files 1.0
Isip ka ng isa sa mga ex mo. then answer the questions below.
1. Ano tawagan niyo dati?
* baby - shiyette :))
2. Pano kung makipagbalikan siya sayo ngayon?
* NOPE. No thank you. I am really happy now.
1. Ano tawagan niyo dati?
* baby - shiyette :))
2. Pano kung makipagbalikan siya sayo ngayon?
* NOPE. No thank you. I am really happy now.
3. Bat kayo nag break?
* Pinagpalit ako eeeeh
4. Ilang months kayo tumagal?
* 51 mos. haha do the math
5. San siya nag-aaral?
* graduate na kami heller
6. Theme song niyo?
* bwahaha di ko po alam *napoles
7. kelan naging kayo?
* Basta nung college pinikot ako bwahahahah
8. Kelan kayo nagbreak?
* Nung may iba na siya
9. Ilang beses kayo nagbreak?
* I forgot na, hahaha as in
10. Sakaling available kayong dalawa, are you ready to bring back the past?
* NO WAY!
11.Mahal mo pa ba?
* NOPE :)
12. Na-kiss mo na ba siya?
* nak ng
13. Ano usually pinapanood niyong dalawa?
* ewan ko.
14. Minahal mo ba siya?
* Napaisip ako. Siyempre.
15. Ilang months bago ka naka get-over sa kaniya?
* kow, ewan ko. lol
16. Kelan kayo huling nagsama?
* I forgot, last year?
17. Close ka ba sa family niya?
* slight
18. Mahal ka pa rin kaya niya?
* Hindi na yun.
19. Nakapunta ka na ba sa bahay nila?
* yes
20. Ever been to the mall with him/her?
* YUP!
21. Ano pinaka memorable na memory sa past niyo?
* marami rin di ko na maalala.
22. Ever watched a movie together? what?
* yeah?
23. Pano kung one day, bigla ka niya i-kiss sa lips?
* SAMPAL ulit abot niya! :)) hahhahaha kidding! pero baka nga ganon. :))
24. San kayo madalas tumambay dati?
* ewan ko na eh.
25. Sino nanligaw sa inyo?
* malamang siya.
26. Legal kau?
* Sa akin super legal
27. Any regrets?
* wala na. :)
28. mahilig ba siya mag-pc?
* hindi?
29. Napag awayan niyo na ba about his/ her friends?
* hindi naman. hindi naman ako selosa type. :)
30. Eh yung paglalaro niya ng pc?
* hindi naman :)
31. what can you say bout the survey?
* nakakatawa
11/22/13
Berts is in love
I smile when her name shows up on my phone. At night, when we talk, I would constantly ask her if she's sleepy, she's 4 hours ahead of me. We are beating time and space.
"I am not sleepy yet Jul". That line, never fails to give me massive butterflies. Most of the time I would stop and wait for her to speak. I listen when she sings. I would joke around just to hear her soft chuckle, her laugh is very infectious, I can't help but smile. I love her.
Every time I hear her breathe over the phone, I imagine the wind of the ac is her breath. Keep wishing and thinking that the pillow I hold is her, not a day goes by without her on my mind. I love her so much and there's no one else I want.
I want her to feel that I am very proud and happy to have her. I want to thank her for loving me. I want her to know that she brings out the best in me. I want to hug her fears away. I want to love her infinitely.
11/20/13
11/18/13
Bert-ology
Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology" to 15 friends.
FOODOLOGY
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Flaming Wings haha
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Ice Cream, Toasted Bread
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperonni!
TECHNOLOGY
How many televisions are in your house?
3 one for each of us..ahahaha!
What color cell phone do you have?
black
BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
teeth, uhmm pimples! hahah! finger nails!
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
25kg weights
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Nope
BULLCRAPOLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
HINDI!
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Berts! :)) lala..
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
CGE LANG! GAME! ROCK ON!
DUMBOLOGY
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Dalawa lang ata. :))
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
last vacation :))
Last person you talked to?
Ct
Last person you hugged?
MOM!
FAVORITOLOGY
Season?
summer
Holiday?
Christmas!
Day of the week?
Friday!
Month?
JULY
CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone?
YES!!!
Mood?
Sleepy.
What are you listening to?
Roar - Katy Perry
Watching?
Bistado
Worrying about?
Sales Report :))
RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning?
Kitchen
What's the last movie you saw?
About time :)
Do you smile often?
Not often. :))
Do you always answer your phone?
YES
Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Ct
If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Green? ahahah! ambisyosa
What flavour do you add to your drink at Sonic?
lime
Do you own a digital camera?
yes!
Have you ever had a pet fish?
yes yes
Ever been to a carnival?
yes
What's on your wish list for your birthday?
own condo unit
Can you do push ups?
YES
Can you do a chin up?
malamang
Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
EXCITED
Do you have any saved texts?
Yes
Ever been in a car wreck?
yes :))
Do you have an accent?
haha idk
What is the last song to make you cry?
Only reminds me of you
Plans tonight?
talk with my gf
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
hindi pa naman
Name 3 things you bought this weekend?
load
tap card
shirt
Have you ever been given roses?
yup!
Current hate right now?
wala naman. :) I don't hate.
Met someone who changed your life?
yes!
How did you bring in the new years?
sa Burj Khalifa - fireworks!
What song represents you?
It's always a good time? hahah!
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
nahh wala naman
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
yup!
Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
I am in a relationship
Does anyone love you?
yes :D
Would you be a pirate?
bakit hindi
What songs do you sing in the shower?
Love on the run LOL whataaaa
Ever had someone sing to you?
Ct
When did you last cry?
uhmmm. hahah! last week?
Have you held hands with anyone today?
No
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
myself!
What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
boybands. :)) A1, Westlife, bsb, and the likes lol
Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
paki mo hahaha
Do you like pulp orange juice?
yes
What is something your friends make fun of you for?
pag nabulol, nadulas, or pag nagddrive ako
Have you ever ridden on an elephant?
yes
Do you like someone?
love oo. like ko din siya.
Do they like you back?
hahah same same shuhada
When is the last time you ate a peanut butter and jelly?
uhmm bata pa ako nun haha
What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
She keeps me warm :))
What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Talking to Ct
FOODOLOGY
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Flaming Wings haha
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Ice Cream, Toasted Bread
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperonni!
TECHNOLOGY
How many televisions are in your house?
3 one for each of us..ahahaha!
What color cell phone do you have?
black
BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
teeth, uhmm pimples! hahah! finger nails!
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
25kg weights
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Nope
BULLCRAPOLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
HINDI!
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Berts! :)) lala..
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
CGE LANG! GAME! ROCK ON!
DUMBOLOGY
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Dalawa lang ata. :))
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
last vacation :))
Last person you talked to?
Ct
Last person you hugged?
MOM!
FAVORITOLOGY
Season?
summer
Holiday?
Christmas!
Day of the week?
Friday!
Month?
JULY
CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone?
YES!!!
Mood?
Sleepy.
What are you listening to?
Roar - Katy Perry
Watching?
Bistado
Worrying about?
Sales Report :))
RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning?
Kitchen
What's the last movie you saw?
About time :)
Do you smile often?
Not often. :))
Do you always answer your phone?
YES
Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Ct
If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Green? ahahah! ambisyosa
What flavour do you add to your drink at Sonic?
lime
Do you own a digital camera?
yes!
Have you ever had a pet fish?
yes yes
Ever been to a carnival?
yes
What's on your wish list for your birthday?
own condo unit
Can you do push ups?
YES
Can you do a chin up?
malamang
Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
EXCITED
Do you have any saved texts?
Yes
Ever been in a car wreck?
yes :))
Do you have an accent?
haha idk
What is the last song to make you cry?
Only reminds me of you
Plans tonight?
talk with my gf
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
hindi pa naman
Name 3 things you bought this weekend?
load
tap card
shirt
Have you ever been given roses?
yup!
Current hate right now?
wala naman. :) I don't hate.
Met someone who changed your life?
yes!
How did you bring in the new years?
sa Burj Khalifa - fireworks!
What song represents you?
It's always a good time? hahah!
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
nahh wala naman
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
yup!
Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
I am in a relationship
Does anyone love you?
yes :D
Would you be a pirate?
bakit hindi
What songs do you sing in the shower?
Love on the run LOL whataaaa
Ever had someone sing to you?
Ct
When did you last cry?
uhmmm. hahah! last week?
Have you held hands with anyone today?
No
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
myself!
What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
boybands. :)) A1, Westlife, bsb, and the likes lol
Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
paki mo hahaha
Do you like pulp orange juice?
yes
What is something your friends make fun of you for?
pag nabulol, nadulas, or pag nagddrive ako
Have you ever ridden on an elephant?
yes
Do you like someone?
love oo. like ko din siya.
Do they like you back?
hahah same same shuhada
When is the last time you ate a peanut butter and jelly?
uhmm bata pa ako nun haha
What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
She keeps me warm :))
What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Talking to Ct
I-dawn Zulueta mo akooo!
You don't love someone because they are perfect, you love them despite their imperfections. Love is the art of compromise. Aha! So I am answering a quote with another quote.
I-dawn Zulueta mo ako project. ON!
If you're reading this. I love you. :))
My First Girl Friend
Thank you mom for accepting the real
me.
Thank you for keeping me protected,
safe and happy.
Thank you for your infinite love and
immeasurable patience.
Thank you for letting me fall when I
had to learn by making my own mistakes.
Thank you for your endless concerns.
Thank you for making me laugh when I
was frustrated.
Thank you for the limitless hugs,
kisses and vitamins :D
Thank you for the support I receive from you every single day.
Thank you for the support I receive from you every single day.
Thank you mom for keeping me warm, calm and for keeping me sane – cause you know most of the time my sanity is running away from me.
Thank you for understanding for the times that I would be mad or upset with you
but you are always forgiving me in the end.
Thank you for sticking up for me, for encouraging me and believing in me.
Thank you mom for teaching me to be honest, courteous, appreciative and loving.
Thank you for trying to teach me to be neat and tidy, even though it didn't work, I guess.
Thank you mom for instilling in me a love for travel, food and sports.
Thank you for nurturing me to always try something new and to keep an open mind.
Thank you for always cooking sumptuous meals for me. Still, to this day, you spoil me and I am incredibly grateful for it. Don't forget I don't eat mayonnaise! :)
Thank you mom for showing me how much beauty is around me, and reminding me of it constantly when my world feels dark and frightening.
Thank you for the endless stories, songs and games when I was young, and the endless conversation and knowing smiles now that I am older.
Thank you mom for being so smart, so beautiful, so wise and so talented. It's nice to know that I have the potential somewhere in my genetics to possibly one day be as special as you.
Mom, the words "I love you" are not adequate enough to express how grateful I am to be your daughter, how much you are appreciated or how much you will always mean to me,
Thank you mom for being my superhero,
my expert-in-everything,
my very best friend.
My first girl friend.
I love you too
I smiled. I was 10 inches away from wonderland. I pretend she wrapped her arms around me. Pillow under my knees. Feet outside the blanket.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, she said, "July..... I love you".
"I love you too".
11/13/13
11/12/13
4,287 Miles Away
4,287 Miles Away
There were days I thought to myself
I won't ever feel alone again
As I lay in my bed, I think about you
You are seriously all I want
Most of the time, I imagine
You will love me back
Then I started to fall for your imperfections
I love you and I have been hugging this pillow for long
I miss you everyday
I wish I could throw my arms around you
I want to do my best to make you feel better
Let me love you 4,287 Miles Away
Even though you aren't here
I swear I won't make you doubt us
I can't wait for the time we can hold hands and run.
I love you, don't let me go
for I will love you even if we are 4,287 miles away
Guilty or Innocent
RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
(So people reading this, if you want an explanation, comment.)
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.
---------------
Kissed one of your Facebook friends?
: GUILTY
Danced on a table in a bar?
: INNOCENT
Ever told a lie?
: GUILTY
Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
: GUILTY
Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
: GUILTY
Kissed a picture?
: GUILTY
Slept in until 5 PM?
: GUILTY
Fallen asleep at work/school?
: GUILTY
Held a snake?
: INNOCENT
Been suspended from school?
: INNOCENT
Done something you regret?
: GUILTY
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
: GUILTY
Kissed in the rain?
: GUILTY
Sat on a roof top?
: GUILTY
Kissed someone you shouldn't?
: GUILTY
Sang in the shower?
: GUILTY
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
: GUILTY
Shaved your head?
: INNOCENT
Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
: GUILTY
Donated Blood?
: INNOCENT
Eaten alligator meat?
: INNOCENT
Eaten cheesecake?
: GUILTY
Still love someone you shouldn't?
: INNOCENT
Have/had a tattoo?
: GUILTY
Liked someone, but will never tell who?
: GUILTY
Been too honest?
: GUILTY
Ruined a surprise?
: GUILTY
Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterwards?
: GUILTY
Erased someone in your friends list?
: GUILTY
Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
: GUILTY
Joined a pageant?
: GUILTY
Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
: GUILTY
Had communication w/ your ex?
: GUILTY
Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
: INNOCENT
A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
: INNOCENT
Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
: GUILTY
Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
: GUILTY
Thought about suicide
: GUILTY
Thought about murder?
: INNOCENT
How bout mass murder?
: INNOCENT
Tried illegal drugs and the like?
: INNOCENT
Rode on a stranger's vehicle?
: GUILTY
Stalked someone?
: GUILTY
Been so drunk that you forget things that happened while you were intoxicated?
: GUILTY
Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
: GUILTY
As a Miriam College Student
"As a Miriam student, were you able to..."
(X) eat at caf/entrep cafe
( ) learn the alma mater -- THE BLUE AND GOLD OF MIRIAM
( ) get on the dean’s list
(X) lie down and sleep on a bench in the little theater foyer/kubo/pillars
(X) jog around the campus in the evening
(X) visit the art gallery
(X) know at least one xerox lady, manong, or technician by name
(X) have taken a crap in school - BWAHAHAHA!
(X) watch wncaa game
(X) give a powerpoint presentation
(X) study in the caf tables
(X) watch a T.K.M play
(X) sit on the Lanai benches
(X) sleep in the lib
(X) go to the chapel
(X) cut class with your block to watch a movie
( ) have tried siomai rice
( ) learn how to smoke
(X) fall in love
(X) actually read the book you keep borrowing from the lib
( ) play cards during your free time
(X) dress in business attire
(X ) learn to stay awake for more than 24 hours straight
(X) took Saturday classes
(X) go to your immersion
(X) get a boyfriend/GIRLFRIEND
(X) take time to read the vandalism on the avr chairs
(X) did a last minute paper
(X) have spent a lot for 1x1 ID pictures
(X) get exempted from final exams
(X) attend a college mass
( ) promise to quit smoking
(X) know where the best restrooms are on campus
(X) join an org
(X) allow yourself to make mistakes
(X) take summer classes - NSTP
(X) make a video for a project
(X) have a crush on a teacher - SIR NICK LANSANG!
(X) attend a retreat
( ) have gotten a parking ticket - no car
(X) learn how to use the Bayantel pay phones
(X) participate in school activities - out of my will
( ) catch the PEP try outs
( ) date an Atenean
(X) ride a tricycle on campus
(X) find a tambayan
(X) go drinking along Katipunan
( ) learn how to beg for a higher grade
(X) use your cuts wisely
( ) volunteer to be class beadle
(X) be active in your org
( ) get as many app forms as you can during the job fair
(X) learn how to cram - specialty to sa college
(X) sell tickets (or watch) an org-sponsored movie premiere
( ) save money to Xerox all of your seatmate’s notes
( ) have accidentally seen a make-out session
(X) eat at M.A.E
(X) have dozed off in class in MMJ right after a class in CAR. Bldg or vice-versa
(X) learn how to work with groupmates from hell
(X) perfect the art of parking on campus
(X) had a bad encounter with one of the guards on campus
(X) have used typing rooms at the library/IBC/
(X) have reserved a classroom, AVR, etc. for a class or org function
( ) have asked the library for an endorsement to research in other libraries
(X) have lost a perfectly functioning umbrella
(X) have used consultation hours properly
( ) Looked forward to lab breakage refund, in case you didn’t break any equipment
(X) visit the Guidance Office
(X) and Infirmary
(X) have spent a lot for school sanctions
(X) taken the drug test
11/7/13
Nu Peng You; please don't quit on me
I
smile thinking about the next time I'll see her. That next time would
be different, I couldn't have imagined it as being any better. I
smile when I talk to her on the phone, I smile cause I never thought
I can be someone special to her. I stop and listen to feel and
imagine she's next to me. It's corny. I am that corny. I want these
massive butterflies. I hope she feels the same way too.
This
is long distance relationship. When I first heard about this I never
believed in it. But when you find someone worth the fight I started
to have faith in it.
I
doubted this feeling when I started liking her. But the more I keep
myself away from someone I really like the more I want to get closer.
I hate lying to myself. It's like shrugging and forgetting how to breath. Pretending not to read. Then I was trying to push myself to someone
else, because the distance sometimes make me question my feelings.
But I got really greedy, I want her to want me back. I thought we could be
great together.
She
is the only person I am open to right now, I still get the
electrifying feeling when I get her messages daily. Yes, we do live
far apart but it gives us both a chance to grow as individuals. Some
couples break up to "find themselves", but us being in a
long distance relationship, we both have enough space to do our own
things and still have a connection. I am willing to listen and
understand everything. I want this.
Sometimes
I think that were better to be like this for now, eventually, I will
go back to my hometown and have more concrete plans with her. I hope
we could make it. I want her, I will have patience. I trust her. I don't care
about her past, I don't care about the distance.
Nu
Peng you, please don't quit on me.
10/23/13
St. Jude
A few years after I forgot about that wish. I forgot about St. Jude.
Until I saw a St. Jude pamphlet when I reached high school. Then I remember being hopeless and really lonely. I didn't know what I wanted. I suddenly said "Dear St. Jude I want a girl friend"
I was crying when I was reading the prayer, I thought it was bad thing to ask for something that I was really unsure. Then I met my first love. :) Granted.
When I was 4th year High School, there was this classmate who's a great 3 pointer. She was a great player too, I prayed so hard that I wanted to be MVP. :) Granted.
Fourth wish, when I came here in Dubai, I've been a mess. I wanted the job that best suit me and now I got it. :) Granted.
Dear St. Jude,
I firmly believe in you. When I was hopeless and when things are despaired for me, you always answered me. So If ever that I bear or adopt a boy child, I will name it after you.
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10/20/13
SELFISH KA
Dear you,
Sometimes the solution is not to change the CIRCUMSTANCE but to CHANGE our ATTITUDE about that circumstance. If you can't change, then you don't GROW and it seems that you haven't reach the "himalayas" of changing-yourself-for the sake of friendship/love whatever.
You cannot control every feelings and emotions of a person. Thank you for deleting us in every contact you have. That was really cool as we are very worried when you walked out of the sunny sands of Hatta.
You are going to be stuck with the same situation forever with that selfishness and I WON'T APOLOGIZE FOR BEING RIGHT. I tried to be the nicest when I was about to be furious, but you crossed the line. A very thick line. If you wish to leave and shut everyone out, then go. Tell everyone you are the victim and besides you are good at walking away with problems right?
Let me remind you, I don't chase and tolerate ungrateful people.
Have a great life.
Berting
10/10/13
INSULTO 101 - Cool ka lang.
How will you answer someone in the following situations given?
WHAT IF SOMEONE INSULTS YOU AND TELLS YOU THIS:
1. Ang arte mo!
-Ulol?
2. Mas matalino naman ako sayo.
-Ah ganon, mas maganda naman ako sayo.
WHAT IF SOMEONE INSULTS YOU AND TELLS YOU THIS:
1. Ang arte mo!
-Ulol?
2. Mas matalino naman ako sayo.
-Ah ganon, mas maganda naman ako sayo.
3. Crush ako ng ex mo.
-Panget na pala ng taste niya
4. Am bobo mo pala sa History!
-Mali ka jan ate, NO!
5. Bilisan mo naman!
-Wag mo akong madaliin, hindi nagmamadali ang mga gwapong tulad ko!
6. Ang sungit mo!
-pwede ako magsungit pogi ako eh!
-pwede ako magsungit pogi ako eh!
7. Gusto mo ng away?
-Stay away from me, you don't know what I am capable of doing
8. Takot ka ata sakin eh?
-Mejo, panget ka kasi
9. Mas mahal niya ko!
-linoloko mo sarili mo
10. Ambababa naman ng grades mo!
-may love life kasi ako, ikaw kasi wala, panget ka kasi
WHAT IF SINABI SAYO ITO NG CRUSH MO?
1. crush kita.
-Alam ko na yan
2. Di kita mahal.
-Sabi mo lang yan
3. Mahal na kita.
-Anu ngayon?
4. Pakopya naman ng assignment.
-Wala din akong assignment
5. Crush ko yung friend mo.
-Bagay kayo, parehas kayung shunga
6. Pwede patabi sa upuan mo?
-Baka magselos GF ko
-Baka magselos GF ko
7. Cute mo magsmile.
-I know right
KAPAG PARENTS MO ANG NAGSABI SAYO NITO?
1. Umuwi ka ng maaga.
-Mag overnight na lang ako
2. Magaling ka pala sumayaw?
-Keri lang
3. Hindi ka pwedeng pumasok sa klase.
-Sure! Graduate na ako. haha :p
4. Bawal ka maggirlfriend/boyfriend.
-No way!
5. Bakit ba mainit ulo mo?
-Daming tanong e
6. Bakit ngayon ka lang?
-Traffic sa edsa
7. Bakit ang baba ng grades mo?
- para di nyo mahalata na genius ako!
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