EX Files 2.0

Every girl/boy has a very specific type of break up. Some are lucky enough to have a decent break up that leaves us “FRIENDS” with our exes. Some exes have turned out to be the biggest mistake of our life. There are some that we still love and hate.

Anyway, I have nothing bad to say about my exes, I did curse them during the first quarter of my moving on stage, but then you have to forgive them so that you can love someone again without any doubts.

I AM HAPPY FOR YOU – this is if you are still friends with your ex. Bullshit. Yeah. You guys still hang out, did not have a bad break up and decided that being friends would be the best. Sometimes, you two still get jealous about other hook ups, but at the end of the day you are happy for him / her (Ya right). People would often wonder how can you still be friends with your ex at the same time they are envious you have the maturity to do so.

Weird Attachments – Bad break up but sex is really good.You guys still see each other, frequently, you guys are prevalent with each other's lives. Booty call is essential, always.

Badass Ex – They messed up and this clearly denotes that you guys had a horrible break up. This is the ex who have cheated on you, was an asshole during the whole duration of your relationship and it lead to a horrible break up for the both of you guys. You have nothing nice to say to this ex.

Not only did your ex cheat on you, but also he/she immediately jumped into a relationship with another after having the audacity to break up with you. Sometimes it hurts more when your ex moves on first. He/she has someone new now, and you see photos of them in love and truly happy, but you get that late night text and start to question why he/she is blowing up your phone - either way, he's/she's suppose to be happy, right? Stray away! Shooo! 

Change of heart – The ex bf that now has a boy friend or the ex gf that has a new girl friend

RIP all your dreams of reconnecting with him / her. You guys strangely got along incredibly well. You never realized this while dating , whyd she/ he turned gay?

The best Ex you ever had - You break up with this person because you want to experience single life. Or because you want to see if having him/her out of your life is a valid solution. Two weeks later you realize you made a mistake. It might even take you a year to realize that you regret the breakup, once you see that you aren’t good at being single and that you miss him/her so much you can't have him/her back. 

Desperate Ex - Pathetic and annoying: two words that describe him/her. There are people out there who believe that being friends after a break up is as simple as drinking coffee in the morning. It makes you roll your eyes that these exes think that after all the shit they put you through that you guys can still be friends.

He/she will email, text, and call you 24/7. You should think of getting a new number, or email Id.


Seriously.

MOVE ON!