KABAYAN WEEKLY NEWSPAPER - Volume 3, Issue 30

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EX Files 2.0

Every girl/boy has a very specific type of break up. Some are lucky enough to have a decent break up that leaves us “FRIENDS” with our exes. Some exes have turned out to be the biggest mistake of our life. There are some that we still love and hate.

Anyway, I have nothing bad to say about my exes, I did curse them during the first quarter of my moving on stage, but then you have to forgive them so that you can love someone again without any doubts.

I AM HAPPY FOR YOU – this is if you are still friends with your ex. Bullshit. Yeah. You guys still hang out, did not have a bad break up and decided that being friends would be the best. Sometimes, you two still get jealous about other hook ups, but at the end of the day you are happy for him / her (Ya right). People would often wonder how can you still be friends with your ex at the same time they are envious you have the maturity to do so.

Weird Attachments – Bad break up but sex is really good.You guys still see each other, frequently, you guys are prevalent with each other's lives. Booty call is essential, always.

Badass Ex – They messed up and this clearly denotes that you guys had a horrible break up. This is the ex who have cheated on you, was an asshole during the whole duration of your relationship and it lead to a horrible break up for the both of you guys. You have nothing nice to say to this ex.

Not only did your ex cheat on you, but also he/she immediately jumped into a relationship with another after having the audacity to break up with you. Sometimes it hurts more when your ex moves on first. He/she has someone new now, and you see photos of them in love and truly happy, but you get that late night text and start to question why he/she is blowing up your phone - either way, he's/she's suppose to be happy, right? Stray away! Shooo! 

Change of heart – The ex bf that now has a boy friend or the ex gf that has a new girl friend

RIP all your dreams of reconnecting with him / her. You guys strangely got along incredibly well. You never realized this while dating , whyd she/ he turned gay?

The best Ex you ever had - You break up with this person because you want to experience single life. Or because you want to see if having him/her out of your life is a valid solution. Two weeks later you realize you made a mistake. It might even take you a year to realize that you regret the breakup, once you see that you aren’t good at being single and that you miss him/her so much you can't have him/her back. 

Desperate Ex - Pathetic and annoying: two words that describe him/her. There are people out there who believe that being friends after a break up is as simple as drinking coffee in the morning. It makes you roll your eyes that these exes think that after all the shit they put you through that you guys can still be friends.

He/she will email, text, and call you 24/7. You should think of getting a new number, or email Id.


Seriously.

MOVE ON! 

EX Files 1.0

Isip ka ng isa sa mga ex mo. then answer the questions below.

1. Ano tawagan niyo dati?
* baby - shiyette :))

2. Pano kung makipagbalikan siya sayo ngayon?
* NOPE. No thank you. I am really happy now. 

3. Bat kayo nag break?
* Pinagpalit ako eeeeh

4. Ilang months kayo tumagal?
* 51 mos. haha do the math 

5. San siya nag-aaral?
* graduate na kami heller

6. Theme song niyo?
* bwahaha di ko po alam *napoles

7. kelan naging kayo?
* Basta nung college pinikot ako bwahahahah

8. Kelan kayo nagbreak?
* Nung may iba na siya

9. Ilang beses kayo nagbreak?
* I forgot na, hahaha as in

10. Sakaling available kayong dalawa, are you ready to bring back the past?
* NO WAY!

11.Mahal mo pa ba?
* NOPE :)

12. Na-kiss mo na ba siya?
* nak ng

13. Ano usually pinapanood niyong dalawa?
* ewan ko.

14. Minahal mo ba siya?
* Napaisip ako. Siyempre.

15. Ilang months bago ka naka get-over sa kaniya?
* kow, ewan ko. lol

16. Kelan kayo huling nagsama?
* I forgot, last year?

17. Close ka ba sa family niya?
* slight

18. Mahal ka pa rin kaya niya?
* Hindi na yun.

19. Nakapunta ka na ba sa bahay nila?
* yes

20. Ever been to the mall with him/her?
* YUP!

21. Ano pinaka memorable na memory sa past niyo?
* marami rin di ko na maalala.

22. Ever watched a movie together? what?
* yeah?

23. Pano kung one day, bigla ka niya i-kiss sa lips?
* SAMPAL ulit abot niya! :)) hahhahaha kidding! pero baka nga ganon. :))

24. San kayo madalas tumambay dati?
* ewan ko na eh.

25. Sino nanligaw sa inyo?
* malamang siya.

26. Legal kau?
* Sa akin super legal

27. Any regrets?
* wala na. :)

28. mahilig ba siya mag-pc?
* hindi?

29. Napag awayan niyo na ba about his/ her friends?
* hindi naman. hindi naman ako selosa type. :)

30. Eh yung paglalaro niya ng pc?
* hindi naman :)

31. what can you say bout the survey?
* nakakatawa

Like

Berts is in love

I smile when her name shows up on my phone. At night, when we talk, I would constantly ask her if she's sleepy, she's 4 hours ahead of me. We are beating time and space. 

"I am not sleepy yet Jul". That line, never fails to give me massive butterflies. Most of the time I would stop and wait for her to speak. I listen when she sings. I would joke around just to hear her soft chuckle, her laugh is very infectious, I can't help but smile. I love her. 

Every time I hear her breathe over the phone, I imagine the wind of the ac is her breath. Keep wishing and thinking that the pillow I hold is her, not a day goes by without her on my mind. I love her so much and there's no one else I want. 

I can't wait to hold her. I can't wait to kiss her every day and remind her that she's beautiful.
I want her to feel that I am very proud and happy to have her. I want to thank her for loving me. I want her to know that she brings out the best in me. I want to hug her fears away. I want to love her infinitely.

KAKAO WO AI NI :))

Thank you Kakao, for letting me stay connected with my GF. :) 

Bert-ology

Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology" to 15 friends.

FOODOLOGY

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Flaming Wings haha

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Ice Cream, Toasted Bread

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperonni!

TECHNOLOGY

How many televisions are in your house?
3 one for each of us..ahahaha!

What color cell phone do you have?
black

BIOLOGY

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
teeth, uhmm pimples! hahah! finger nails!

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
25kg weights 

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Nope

BULLCRAPOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
HINDI!

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Berts! :)) lala..

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
CGE LANG! GAME! ROCK ON! 

DUMBOLOGY

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Dalawa lang ata. :))

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
last vacation :)) 

Last person you talked to?
Ct

Last person you hugged?
MOM!

FAVORITOLOGY

Season?
summer

Holiday?
Christmas!

Day of the week?
Friday!

Month?
JULY
CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?
YES!!!

Mood?
Sleepy. 

What are you listening to?
Roar - Katy Perry

Watching?
Bistado

Worrying about?
Sales Report :))

RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning?
Kitchen

What's the last movie you saw?
About time :)

Do you smile often?
Not often. :))

Do you always answer your phone?
YES

Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Ct

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Green? ahahah! ambisyosa

What flavour do you add to your drink at Sonic?
lime

Do you own a digital camera?
yes!

Have you ever had a pet fish?
yes yes 

Ever been to a carnival?
yes

What's on your wish list for your birthday?
own condo unit 

Can you do push ups?
YES

Can you do a chin up?
malamang

Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
EXCITED

Do you have any saved texts?
Yes

Ever been in a car wreck?
yes :)) 

Do you have an accent?
haha idk

What is the last song to make you cry?
Only reminds me of you

Plans tonight?
talk with my gf

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
hindi pa naman

Name 3 things you bought this weekend?
load 
tap card
shirt 

Have you ever been given roses?
yup!

Current hate right now?
wala naman. :) I don't hate.

Met someone who changed your life?
yes!

How did you bring in the new years?
sa Burj Khalifa - fireworks!

What song represents you?
It's always a good time? hahah!

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
nahh wala naman

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
yup!

Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
I am in a relationship

Does anyone love you?
yes :D

Would you be a pirate?
bakit hindi

What songs do you sing in the shower?
Love on the run LOL whataaaa

Ever had someone sing to you?
Ct

When did you last cry?
uhmmm. hahah! last week?

Have you held hands with anyone today?
No

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
myself!

What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
boybands. :)) A1, Westlife, bsb, and the likes lol 

Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
paki mo hahaha 

Do you like pulp orange juice?
yes

What is something your friends make fun of you for?
pag nabulol, nadulas, or pag nagddrive ako 

Have you ever ridden on an elephant?
yes

Do you like someone?
love oo. like ko din siya.

Do they like you back?
hahah same same shuhada

When is the last time you ate a peanut butter and jelly?
uhmm bata pa ako nun haha

What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
She keeps me warm :))

What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Talking to Ct

I-dawn Zulueta mo akooo!

You don't love someone because they are perfect, you love them despite their imperfections. Love is the art of compromise. Aha! So I am answering a quote with another quote. 

I-dawn Zulueta mo ako project. ON! 

If you're reading this. I love you. :)) 

My First Girl Friend

Thank you mom for accepting the real me.

Thank you for keeping me protected, safe and happy.

Thank you for your infinite love and immeasurable patience.

Thank you for letting me fall when I had to learn by making my own mistakes.

Thank you for your endless concerns.

Thank you for making me laugh when I was frustrated.

Thank you for the limitless hugs, kisses and vitamins :D
Thank you for the support I receive from you every single day. 

Thank you mom for keeping me warm, calm and for keeping me sane – cause you know most of the time my sanity is running away from me.
Thank you for understanding for the times that I would be mad or upset with you
but you are always forgiving me in the end.
Thank you for sticking up for me, for encouraging me and believing in me.

Thank you mom for teaching me to be honest, courteous, appreciative and loving.
Thank you for trying to teach me to be neat and tidy, even though it didn't work, I guess.
Thank you mom for instilling in me a love for travel, food and sports.
Thank you for nurturing me to always try something new and to keep an open mind.
Thank you for always cooking sumptuous meals for me. Still, to this day, you spoil me and I am incredibly grateful for it. Don't forget I don't eat mayonnaise! :)

Thank you mom for showing me how much beauty is around me, and reminding me of it constantly when my world feels dark and frightening.
Thank you for the endless stories, songs and games when I was young, and the endless conversation and knowing smiles now that I am older. 

Thank you mom for being so smart, so beautiful, so wise and so talented. It's nice to know that I have the potential somewhere in my genetics to possibly one day be as special as you.

Mom, the words "I love you" are not adequate enough to express how grateful I am to be your daughter, how much you are appreciated or how much you will always mean to me,

Thank you mom for being my superhero,
my expert-in-everything,
my very best friend. 

My first girl friend.

I love you too

I smiled. I was 10 inches away from wonderland. I pretend she wrapped her arms around me. Pillow under my knees. Feet outside the blanket.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, she said, "July..... I love you".

"I love you too".

Inspired much?

4,287 Miles Away

4,287 Miles Away

There were days I thought to myself 

I won't ever feel alone again

As I lay in my bed, I think about you

You are seriously all I want 

Most of the time, I imagine

You will love me back 

Then I started to fall for your imperfections

I love you and I have been hugging this pillow for long

I miss you everyday

I wish I could throw my arms around you

I want to do my best to make you feel better

Let me love you 4,287 Miles Away

Even though you aren't here 

I swear I won't make you doubt us

I can't wait for the time we can hold hands and run.

I love you, don't let me go

for I will love you even if we are 4,287 miles away

Guilty or Innocent

RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
(So people reading this, if you want an explanation, comment.)

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.

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Kissed one of your Facebook friends?
: GUILTY

Danced on a table in a bar?
: INNOCENT

Ever told a lie?
: GUILTY

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
: GUILTY

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
: GUILTY

Kissed a picture?
: GUILTY

Slept in until 5 PM?
: GUILTY

Fallen asleep at work/school?
: GUILTY

Held a snake?
: INNOCENT

Been suspended from school?
: INNOCENT

Done something you regret?
: GUILTY

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
: GUILTY

Kissed in the rain?
: GUILTY

Sat on a roof top?
: GUILTY

Kissed someone you shouldn't?
: GUILTY

Sang in the shower?
: GUILTY

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
: GUILTY

Shaved your head?
: INNOCENT

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
: GUILTY

Donated Blood?
: INNOCENT

Eaten alligator meat?
: INNOCENT

Eaten cheesecake?
: GUILTY

Still love someone you shouldn't?
: INNOCENT

Have/had a tattoo?
: GUILTY

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
: GUILTY

Been too honest?
: GUILTY

Ruined a surprise?
: GUILTY

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterwards?
: GUILTY

Erased someone in your friends list?
: GUILTY

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
: GUILTY

Joined a pageant?
: GUILTY

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
: GUILTY

Had communication w/ your ex?
: GUILTY

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
: INNOCENT

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
: INNOCENT

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
: GUILTY

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
: GUILTY

Thought about suicide
: GUILTY

Thought about murder?
: INNOCENT

How bout mass murder?
: INNOCENT

Tried illegal drugs and the like?
: INNOCENT

Rode on a stranger's vehicle?
: GUILTY

Stalked someone?
: GUILTY

Been so drunk that you forget things that happened while you were intoxicated?
: GUILTY

Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
: GUILTY

As a Miriam College Student

"As a Miriam student, were you able to..."

(X) eat at caf/entrep cafe

( ) learn the alma mater -- THE BLUE AND GOLD OF MIRIAM 

( ) get on the dean’s list

(X) lie down and sleep on a bench in the little theater foyer/kubo/pillars

(X) jog around the campus in the evening

(X) visit the art gallery

(X) know at least one xerox lady, manong, or technician by name 

(X) have taken a crap in school - BWAHAHAHA! 

(X) watch wncaa game 

(X) give a powerpoint presentation

(X) study in the caf tables

(X) watch a T.K.M play

(X) sit on the Lanai benches

(X) sleep in the lib

(X) go to the chapel

(X) cut class with your block to watch a movie

( ) have tried siomai rice 

( ) learn how to smoke

(X) fall in love

(X) actually read the book you keep borrowing from the lib

( ) play cards during your free time 

(X) dress in business attire 

(X ) learn to stay awake for more than 24 hours straight 

(X) took Saturday classes 

(X) go to your immersion

(X) get a boyfriend/GIRLFRIEND

(X) take time to read the vandalism on the avr chairs

(X) did a last minute paper

(X) have spent a lot for 1x1 ID pictures

(X) get exempted from final exams

(X) attend a college mass

( ) promise to quit smoking

(X) know where the best restrooms are on campus

(X) join an org

(X) allow yourself to make mistakes

(X) take summer classes - NSTP

(X) make a video for a project

(X) have a crush on a teacher - SIR NICK LANSANG!

(X) attend a retreat

( ) have gotten a parking ticket - no car

(X) learn how to use the Bayantel pay phones

(X) participate in school activities - out of my will

( ) catch the PEP try outs

( ) date an Atenean

(X) ride a tricycle on campus

(X) find a tambayan 

(X) go drinking along Katipunan

( ) learn how to beg for a higher grade

(X) use your cuts wisely 

( ) volunteer to be class beadle

(X) be active in your org

( ) get as many app forms as you can during the job fair

(X) learn how to cram - specialty to sa college

(X) sell tickets (or watch) an org-sponsored movie premiere 

( ) save money to Xerox all of your seatmate’s notes

( ) have accidentally seen a make-out session 

(X) eat at M.A.E

(X) have dozed off in class in MMJ right after a class in CAR. Bldg or vice-versa

(X) learn how to work with groupmates from hell 

(X) perfect the art of parking on campus

(X) had a bad encounter with one of the guards on campus 

(X) have used typing rooms at the library/IBC/ 

(X) have reserved a classroom, AVR, etc. for a class or org function

( ) have asked the library for an endorsement to research in other libraries 

(X) have lost a perfectly functioning umbrella 

(X) have used consultation hours properly

( ) Looked forward to lab breakage refund, in case you didn’t break any equipment

(X) visit the Guidance Office

(X) and Infirmary

(X) have spent a lot for school sanctions 

(X) taken the drug test

Nu Peng You; please don't quit on me

I smile thinking about the next time I'll see her. That next time would be different, I couldn't have imagined it as being any better. I smile when I talk to her on the phone, I smile cause I never thought I can be someone special to her. I stop and listen to feel and imagine she's next to me. It's corny. I am that corny. I want these massive butterflies. I hope she feels the same way too. 

This is long distance relationship. When I first heard about this I never believed in it. But when you find someone worth the fight I started to have faith in it. 

I doubted this feeling when I started liking her. But the more I keep myself away from someone I really like the more I want to get closer. I hate lying to myself. It's like shrugging and forgetting how to breath. Pretending not to read. Then I was trying to push myself to someone else, because the distance sometimes make me question my feelings. But I got really greedy, I want her to want me back. I thought we could be great together.


She is the only person I am open to right now, I still get the electrifying feeling when I get her messages daily. Yes, we do live far apart but it gives us both a chance to grow as individuals. Some couples break up to "find themselves", but us being in a long distance relationship, we both have enough space to do our own things and still have a connection. I am willing to listen and understand everything. I want this. 

Sometimes I think that were better to be like this for now, eventually, I will go back to my hometown and have more concrete plans with her. I hope we could make it. I want her, I will have patience. I trust her. I don't care about her past, I don't care about the distance. 

Nu Peng you, please don't quit on me.