KABAYAN WEEKLY NEWSPAPER - Volume 3, Issue 30

Thank you lord for all of the blessings that I have been receiving these past few days, months. <3 p="">

EX Files 2.0

Every girl/boy has a very specific type of break up. Some are lucky enough to have a decent break up that leaves us “FRIENDS” with our exes. Some exes have turned out to be the biggest mistake of our life. There are some that we still love and hate.

Anyway, I have nothing bad to say about my exes, I did curse them during the first quarter of my moving on stage, but then you have to forgive them so that you can love someone again without any doubts.

I AM HAPPY FOR YOU – this is if you are still friends with your ex. Bullshit. Yeah. You guys still hang out, did not have a bad break up and decided that being friends would be the best. Sometimes, you two still get jealous about other hook ups, but at the end of the day you are happy for him / her (Ya right). People would often wonder how can you still be friends with your ex at the same time they are envious you have the maturity to do so.

Weird Attachments – Bad break up but sex is really good.You guys still see each other, frequently, you guys are prevalent with each other's lives. Booty call is essential, always.

Badass Ex – They messed up and this clearly denotes that you guys had a horrible break up. This is the ex who have cheated on you, was an asshole during the whole duration of your relationship and it lead to a horrible break up for the both of you guys. You have nothing nice to say to this ex.

Not only did your ex cheat on you, but also he/she immediately jumped into a relationship with another after having the audacity to break up with you. Sometimes it hurts more when your ex moves on first. He/she has someone new now, and you see photos of them in love and truly happy, but you get that late night text and start to question why he/she is blowing up your phone - either way, he's/she's suppose to be happy, right? Stray away! Shooo! 

Change of heart – The ex bf that now has a boy friend or the ex gf that has a new girl friend

RIP all your dreams of reconnecting with him / her. You guys strangely got along incredibly well. You never realized this while dating , whyd she/ he turned gay?

The best Ex you ever had - You break up with this person because you want to experience single life. Or because you want to see if having him/her out of your life is a valid solution. Two weeks later you realize you made a mistake. It might even take you a year to realize that you regret the breakup, once you see that you aren’t good at being single and that you miss him/her so much you can't have him/her back. 

Desperate Ex - Pathetic and annoying: two words that describe him/her. There are people out there who believe that being friends after a break up is as simple as drinking coffee in the morning. It makes you roll your eyes that these exes think that after all the shit they put you through that you guys can still be friends.

He/she will email, text, and call you 24/7. You should think of getting a new number, or email Id.


Seriously.

MOVE ON! 

EX Files 1.0

Isip ka ng isa sa mga ex mo. then answer the questions below.

1. Ano tawagan niyo dati?
* baby - shiyette :))

2. Pano kung makipagbalikan siya sayo ngayon?
* NOPE. No thank you. I am really happy now. 

3. Bat kayo nag break?
* Pinagpalit ako eeeeh

4. Ilang months kayo tumagal?
* 51 mos. haha do the math 

5. San siya nag-aaral?
* graduate na kami heller

6. Theme song niyo?
* bwahaha di ko po alam *napoles

7. kelan naging kayo?
* Basta nung college pinikot ako bwahahahah

8. Kelan kayo nagbreak?
* Nung may iba na siya

9. Ilang beses kayo nagbreak?
* I forgot na, hahaha as in

10. Sakaling available kayong dalawa, are you ready to bring back the past?
* NO WAY!

11.Mahal mo pa ba?
* NOPE :)

12. Na-kiss mo na ba siya?
* nak ng

13. Ano usually pinapanood niyong dalawa?
* ewan ko.

14. Minahal mo ba siya?
* Napaisip ako. Siyempre.

15. Ilang months bago ka naka get-over sa kaniya?
* kow, ewan ko. lol

16. Kelan kayo huling nagsama?
* I forgot, last year?

17. Close ka ba sa family niya?
* slight

18. Mahal ka pa rin kaya niya?
* Hindi na yun.

19. Nakapunta ka na ba sa bahay nila?
* yes

20. Ever been to the mall with him/her?
* YUP!

21. Ano pinaka memorable na memory sa past niyo?
* marami rin di ko na maalala.

22. Ever watched a movie together? what?
* yeah?

23. Pano kung one day, bigla ka niya i-kiss sa lips?
* SAMPAL ulit abot niya! :)) hahhahaha kidding! pero baka nga ganon. :))

24. San kayo madalas tumambay dati?
* ewan ko na eh.

25. Sino nanligaw sa inyo?
* malamang siya.

26. Legal kau?
* Sa akin super legal

27. Any regrets?
* wala na. :)

28. mahilig ba siya mag-pc?
* hindi?

29. Napag awayan niyo na ba about his/ her friends?
* hindi naman. hindi naman ako selosa type. :)

30. Eh yung paglalaro niya ng pc?
* hindi naman :)

31. what can you say bout the survey?
* nakakatawa

Like

Berts is in love

I smile when her name shows up on my phone. At night, when we talk, I would constantly ask her if she's sleepy, she's 4 hours ahead of me. We are beating time and space. 

"I am not sleepy yet Jul". That line, never fails to give me massive butterflies. Most of the time I would stop and wait for her to speak. I listen when she sings. I would joke around just to hear her soft chuckle, her laugh is very infectious, I can't help but smile. I love her. 

Every time I hear her breathe over the phone, I imagine the wind of the ac is her breath. Keep wishing and thinking that the pillow I hold is her, not a day goes by without her on my mind. I love her so much and there's no one else I want. 

I can't wait to hold her. I can't wait to kiss her every day and remind her that she's beautiful.
I want her to feel that I am very proud and happy to have her. I want to thank her for loving me. I want her to know that she brings out the best in me. I want to hug her fears away. I want to love her infinitely.

KAKAO WO AI NI :))

Thank you Kakao, for letting me stay connected with my GF. :) 

Bert-ology

Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology" to 15 friends.

FOODOLOGY

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Flaming Wings haha

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Ice Cream, Toasted Bread

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperonni!

TECHNOLOGY

How many televisions are in your house?
3 one for each of us..ahahaha!

What color cell phone do you have?
black

BIOLOGY

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
teeth, uhmm pimples! hahah! finger nails!

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
25kg weights 

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Nope

BULLCRAPOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
HINDI!

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Berts! :)) lala..

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
CGE LANG! GAME! ROCK ON! 

DUMBOLOGY

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Dalawa lang ata. :))

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
last vacation :)) 

Last person you talked to?
Ct

Last person you hugged?
MOM!

FAVORITOLOGY

Season?
summer

Holiday?
Christmas!

Day of the week?
Friday!

Month?
JULY
CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?
YES!!!

Mood?
Sleepy. 

What are you listening to?
Roar - Katy Perry

Watching?
Bistado

Worrying about?
Sales Report :))

RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning?
Kitchen

What's the last movie you saw?
About time :)

Do you smile often?
Not often. :))

Do you always answer your phone?
YES

Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Ct

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Green? ahahah! ambisyosa

What flavour do you add to your drink at Sonic?
lime

Do you own a digital camera?
yes!

Have you ever had a pet fish?
yes yes 

Ever been to a carnival?
yes

What's on your wish list for your birthday?
own condo unit 

Can you do push ups?
YES

Can you do a chin up?
malamang

Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
EXCITED

Do you have any saved texts?
Yes

Ever been in a car wreck?
yes :)) 

Do you have an accent?
haha idk

What is the last song to make you cry?
Only reminds me of you

Plans tonight?
talk with my gf

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
hindi pa naman

Name 3 things you bought this weekend?
load 
tap card
shirt 

Have you ever been given roses?
yup!

Current hate right now?
wala naman. :) I don't hate.

Met someone who changed your life?
yes!

How did you bring in the new years?
sa Burj Khalifa - fireworks!

What song represents you?
It's always a good time? hahah!

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
nahh wala naman

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
yup!

Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
I am in a relationship

Does anyone love you?
yes :D

Would you be a pirate?
bakit hindi

What songs do you sing in the shower?
Love on the run LOL whataaaa

Ever had someone sing to you?
Ct

When did you last cry?
uhmmm. hahah! last week?

Have you held hands with anyone today?
No

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
myself!

What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
boybands. :)) A1, Westlife, bsb, and the likes lol 

Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
paki mo hahaha 

Do you like pulp orange juice?
yes

What is something your friends make fun of you for?
pag nabulol, nadulas, or pag nagddrive ako 

Have you ever ridden on an elephant?
yes

Do you like someone?
love oo. like ko din siya.

Do they like you back?
hahah same same shuhada

When is the last time you ate a peanut butter and jelly?
uhmm bata pa ako nun haha

What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
She keeps me warm :))

What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Talking to Ct

I-dawn Zulueta mo akooo!

You don't love someone because they are perfect, you love them despite their imperfections. Love is the art of compromise. Aha! So I am answering a quote with another quote. 

I-dawn Zulueta mo ako project. ON! 

If you're reading this. I love you. :))